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- Steve Ballmer
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- CEO and general Manager at the worlds most powerful and pervasive company, a mover and shaker with world changing influence and charisma. Don't freaking cross me! Microsoft wants to "get the appropriate economic return for our shareholders from our innovation," A few of my more memorable quotes: "I think it would be absolutely reckless and irresponsible for anyone to try and break up Microsoft." "There's no substitute for innovation, of course, but innovation is no substitute for being in touch, either." "What we've gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?" "I like to tell people that all of our products and business will go through three phases. There's vision, patience, and execution." "Google is an illusion" "I don't know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me." "We don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference." "That whole monkey-boy dance thing never happened, that wasn't me, I was in Hardeeville that day" "I never threw a chair, uh, all of the chairs in my office are bolted down, so there!""Linux is a cancer..."
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Steve, thanks for the vista pc you gave me, gonna do a post on it right now!
I'VE JUST WROTE THAT TO REAL BILL GATES, SOME MINITS AGO: If you are a rich & honourable man, then give me the money for to buy me an imac or a mac pro, by the argument "poor boy for your long time you was annoyed by microsoft crashes". I will let you know that i've only buyed me a computer with microsoft-system because the most apple-machines are unfortunately to expensive for me & in my "i was never mac-user position" i did only feel & believe truthful that the cupertino-wares must be a real pleasure & funfull kind of computing.
Its a matter of fact that there are any people in the world doesn't like the IPhone. New Zune phone is coming up.
can be that a Micro-HipPhone-Soft is comming up, i hope same way as for the for joy-maden IPhone, that it wouldn't be hacked from some species.
Translation: "I killed my cow by being a frigtard, but the cow corpse still has limited, marginally-humorous utility."
Check your headline Ballmer, and then look at the product in the video.
Congrats. You fail.
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