I couldn't be there because of prior commitments but I did Keynote via teleconference.
I've heard that Fake Schartz, Fake Gates and Fake Ellison really turned the place out!Fake Branson emailed me the agenda and it was fascinating! These fake guys are really on the ball! I would wager that they would probably do a better job than their CEO's alter-egos.
Maybe I can make it next time, they'll really be surprised to see who I am. You see like I have said before; I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me.Get this, there is a guy who is a fake fake Steve Ballmer who showed up, but he was thrown out after an hour or so for being intoxicated (I heard it was a pretty ugly scene).
The conference was covered by the "I am Not Fake Steve" site, which covers news on fake blogs.Fake Steve Jobs was not invited, he's actually Copy-boy Dan Lie-ons
Others (non-CEOs) that showed up but were kept out, afterall this was no freakshow!
These fakes were:Al Gore, Al Sharpton, Alberto Gonzales, Alex Rodriguez, Ann Coulter, Barack Obama, Barbara Walters, Barry Bonds, Bill Clinton, Bill O’Reilly, Bill Richardson, Bob Dylan, Bono, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Christopher Hitchens, Christopher Walken, Courtney Love, Dalai Lama, Dan Brown, Dennis Kucinich, Dick Cheney, Donald Trump, Dr. Phil, Flava Flav, Fred Thompson, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Jared Fogle, Jayson Blair, Vladimir Putin and others.
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Dang! I missed it!
I was there to cover it, and you don't even mention me?
Just for that, I'm not going to give Zune 2 a good review.
It's too bad we couldn't invite the general public. If the real CEOs caught wind of it, they'd probably hire Blackwater to come in and then KABLOOEE!
I was at FCEOW in the Fake Bahamas. Seriously, which "Bahamas" did you think I was talking about? I just couldn't afford to bring along all of my "fake bodyguards" so I told people I was going elsewhere.
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