A letter from me, to me, about me, warning me to stop being me!

This is getting a little complicated and confusing! As I have clearly stated in the past, “I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me!”

Well I was in my office the other day when Limberbagh (of Haroldstien, Kretch, Limberbagh, Cross, brenan and Joacobs, The on-campus day shift MS Offensive Legal Team) came excitedly into my office, he was flushed, breathing heavily and almost perspiring (Ive banned perspiration). He pants out,

“Mr. Ballmer, sir, something has simply got to be done about this Fake Steve Ballmer guy on the internet, he’s telling all of our secrets, lampooning you, generally making the company look bad sir!”

This is the third time that they have asked me for permission to take action against, me!

I figure it must be getting pretty serious in their minds and just telling them to blow it off would no longer be sufficient, so I had to throw the lawyers a bone. I said;

“… ya know Limber (I call him that). The internet of full of my admirers wanting to be me, I can understand that, if I weren’t me I would want to be me too! We don’t need to kill this guy, sue him, ruin his credit, warn him to cease and desist, or do any of the other dirty tricks from document 37. I think we should just send him a friendly letter telling him to tone it down some and stick to the company line!”

Limber was a little disappointed because he wasn’t going to get to utterly destroy this guy, I’ll make it up to him with the next dozen hackers we catch this afternoon! lol