It is amazing to me that so many people can't seem to see through the Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field! Everytime he gets up at one of his sissy-boy "conventions" he performs cheap magic tricks for the faithful, sometimes he even drags well meaning journalist along with him!The platter he is serving on in this picture is a "Macbook" (even though it's thinner than a magazine) Hot Air.
Think about it, you are getting less for more! Skinny for plenty! Scrawney for money! Slim for uh, um, I can't think of a rhyme but if I could it would be something bad.
PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE!
Big is better! They have the iPhone, we have a CoffeeTable!
C'mon!
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U R A TARD! who the fuck would pay 10,000 bucks for a huge gay coffee table, NOONE! And if bigger is better, i would suggest you go and bang ur mom while i have sex with the super hot, skinny babe how about that
mac rulz: UR ghey
i want that coffee table, too. lol
hey ballmer IT today the microsoft-spam-system offers me a blue minicooper, can you say me if this is serious?!?
Only if you have a printout of the offer and $24,000!
the mini-cooper is cheaper, but his colour is blue. maybe you can control my double-system and send to print to the offerer. he spams me many days, as i had founded out the spam-central is resident in FL, eventually only filiale from the subaru-frey?!?
when will old steve j. graduate from the mock turtleneck sweater to a full blown turtleneck sweater?
I think spam attack inside is dumber then you FSB. I swear to god most of your readers speak broken english. I think we should take that mini cooper and and kick it up his ass, and send him back to the third world he comes from. Or maybe he can just go on buying microsoft products, thinking you're funny, and acting like an idiot. Either way, I swear to god you were born out of your mother's ass, because her pussy was too busy.
Yes take that mini-cooper and make some it-cases with this sheet of metal.
Take also the before from exactly the same spammer-organication offered german-cars.
Unfortunately they have offered before also a free bill in price aequivalent to microsoft's standard software.
It seams when microsoft give tolerance to this spammer-company, that microsoft is well marriaged with this kind of humiliating and annoyance.
Maybee you must know that i had sometimes called by phone the microsoft-technosupport-line in this matter. Result was poor. They have obvious no reason or possibilities and any serious interests to stop this attacks.
The spammer-company sells or gives away also the mailadresses to other spammer-companies, like german travel-agencies and others.
I'm just happy about that i'm ever prevented from penis-enlargement pills and other sex-drug advertising. I don't hope that they tomorrow, after my writedown now, send this kind of perversity-attacks to my adress. I don't need spam.
If you can't beat them, join them, Steve-O.
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