Al Gore Sees the Light!

As Pauly and I got into the Limo this morning, headed to OverLake Golf and Country Club, my ZunePhone rang. This is the new one, who could have gotten the number already? The holographic caller ID said, "Al Gore"! I said to myself, "why would 'ol ozone-hole be calling me, doesn't he know we are enemies ever since he joined the Apple Board of Directors?"
I answered it,
"If this is Al Gore, it had better be really gooood!"
As he answered his voice sounded as if he were crying;
"Steve, don't hang up! I just called to tell you how sorry I am! I have seen the light! The glorious light of Vista!"
I was surprised, "What do you mean Ozone?"
He was trying to pull himself together as he explained, "I had a dream, no a vision last night! I saw GOD! He appeared to me as a Vista Box! He told me to repent and call you!" he started to sob again, "He said that you would tell me what to do! He said that Apple is evil and you are his chosen servant spreading the word of Vista to a mixed-up climate changing world!"

I thought about it for a moment, then I gave him the word of Ballmer:
"You are to stay on the Apple board, you will report their every move to me directly, contact me no more my son, whenever I need anything I shall contact you! Together we shall humble the evil ones!"
He said, "Yes, yes, yes, I will obey your will!"

I hung up and started to laugh, then the phone rang again, I answered:
a voice said, "did you like our work Mr. Ballmer sir?"
I said jubilantly:
"You department 666a guys are good! That DreamInvader 1.01b microwave beam thing you invented really works! But I thought Jerry Yang was going to be your next target?"
The voice said, "his house was shielded!"
We both said in sync, "Dang it!"

I cranked up some Balm, me and the Shore-man jammed all the way there!




I am not evil.