The Future, Delicious! The Commercial About Nothing! - Seinfeld

Bill loved this commercial, Steve almost fainted, all of the geeks at Microsoft railed and cheered! So we launched!
When I got home though, my wife met me at the door, she looked confused,
"What was THAT I just saw on TV just now?"
I calmly walked past her and flopped in my "Bunker-chair", I sighed deeply and said,
"That my dear is what a washed-up observational comedian will give fools for ten million dollars! ... And they love you for it!"
Then she started her usual fussing with me:
"Honey! I thought you wanted to make a serious come back? For God's sake, you are working for Microsoft!"
She started weeping uncontrollably, I hugged her and said,
"I know, I know, but they offered me Ten Million! Honey, we were down to our last three! I just can't live like that! I had to do it, I just had to!"
We both cried, ... after a few minutes, she looked at me and said,
"I saw it, but what was it about?"
I looked at her, cleared my throat and answered, "Nothing."
She pulled herself together and said, "Oh, that again!"
I held her tightly again to brace her for my next statement,
"Honey, I have to do nine more! Gates writes them and Ballmer directs them!"
She fainted.

Oh what I'll do for a few million dollars.
Can you be forgiven for selling your soul?