Monday, September 1

Zune4 Coming This Christmas!

While everybody else is working off rumors, all of you who are intelligent enough to read this blog are getting the straight dope right from the horse's mouth! Behold, The Zune4! This thing changes everything!

Specifications:
Weight: 3.5 ounces (88 grams)
Single core peryn processor
32 - 64 Gig Flash Drive
3.9-inch color display
Range: Up to 350 feet
JPEG, TIF, WMV, BMP, PNG, FLV
AM/FM/CB
Headphone jack / AV output
RGB / VGA / ZuneVid / HD
Bluetooth
Wifi
Music, up to 64 hours (wireless off); video, up to 9 hours
IE 8 Mobile Built in
25% larger screen
Runs VistaMobile

As you can see, the iPod and iPod Touch are dead!
I told you we were worth waiting for!

4 comments:

Bubba said...

Thanks Horse! I will wait with bated breath.

Fake Scott said...

It only lacks Blu-Ray. You have to add it so make it really cool (and iPhone and iPod do not have Blu-Ray and will not have it either). This way you'll get the whole market for yourself (and I got paid for every Blu-Ray sold in the world as it includes Java... ;-) ).
Remember to add Java to all your systems as the judge ordered you (and do not forget to send the money at the end of each month).

Anonymous said...

Umm I don't know if I should believe this or not. It looks sweet and the applications and programs sound sweet but why would it be the zune4? Microsoft hasn't even come out with the zune3 yet. Is this legit?

Anonymous said...

love it