Sunday, November 30

The Truth About Apple!

There is not much good news for Apple or Steve (problem-child) Jobs these days! I admit it, they did get a little boost from the initial release of Vista being perceived as being a terrible, slow, incompatible, uninspired, copy-cat OS. Some people who were silly enough to believe those rumors and lies about Vista were duped enough to buy a Mac instead of a new Vista CapAble or a new PC running Vista.
BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER NOW!
With the release of Vista SP1 we have corrected all of the perceived mistakes, moved menus around, renamed commands, updated background images, added more drivers and lots of other stuff that the preservers were perceiving! So now there is no reason whatsoever to wait or buy some other computer!

The free ride is over now Stevey-boy! Sure your sales tripled in the last year, but you only tripled 2.5% to whatever that is now. Vista is the cat's meow baby! Our little slip-up may have bought your little candy-coated sissy-boy oddly-shaped devices company a year or two more until your certain bankruptcy, but it will come!

If you don't believe me look at their stock! Even the Apple top executives are getting out while the gett'ns good!

"Apple (AAPL) chief operating officer Tim Cook sold 286,673 shares on March 24 at about $140 each, raking in about $40 million... Likewise, Apple CFO Peter Oppenheimer disclosed that he sold all but 13,173 of the 250,000 shares ... Jonathan Ive, SVP for industrial design, received 200,000 shares via RSUs, and has since sold almost all of them ... Five other Apple execs received RSU grants that day as well; none show any open market sales..." - Seeking Alpha


BUY ZUNE, BUY VISTA! I tell you all this because I care!
I'M NOT EVIL!

5 comments:

joe ker said...

So apple only exist at your whim?

Alex said...

Done and Done.

Zune <3
Vista <3
Windows 7 <3

MadMike said...

Hmmmm...I always wanted to try an APPLE because I think Microsoft seriously sucks, but then again there is that learning curve thing:-) The way I see it as long as I can use Firefox for my browser, and not be forced to suffer through the horror of MSIE7 I am happy, relatively speaking.

Steve Ballmer said...

FirePox?

:-(

JOHN said...

Windows Vista Sucks. Face it. It is slow, it's a memoray hog, it's not stable, it's still incompadite and programs still crash.

Windows 7! I have tried the Pre-Beta. And I love it. it pwns Mac.

I have 2 PCs and 1 Mac