Anyone intelligent enough to read this blog knows that I never intended to pay $47.5 billion for Yahoo. We went through that entire excersise in order to kill it, watch the stock tank, then snap up the entire company in a fire sale. However, because of the economic implosion the stock has fallen further than even we expected. I believe it can go even further, so now we are floating rumors that we want to buy at $20 B.
When this is commonly accepted, I will crush all expectations in some grand announcement of my continued disinterest. Their stock will plummet like a rock again and we will acquire the entire company, lock, stock and barrel for about $10 billion. It's called business people, it's not evil, nasty, ruthless .... it's simply the way things are done!
Dang! I am goooood!
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Kudos Ballmer, I request that Microsoft supply Yang with an all expenses paid trip to Finland to start a new life being bunk buddies with Linus Torvolds and be wed in same-sex marrying tolerant and nearby England. It's only the honorable thing to do...
BALLMER FOR CHIEF YAHOO!
oops, anyone intelligent enough to read your blog also knows that exercise is not spelled the way it looks in your blog, you may want to change that;-)
It is in England
What do you want for Christmas?
No it is not, its spelt Eckzersice in England !
Alicia, - Yahooooooo
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