OK now, this one is kinda' weird.
I gave a presentation the other day to the board of directors entitled: "The Effect of Fake Bloggers on Company Image".
The blog that they were most interested in was, well, this one!
The Fake Steve Jobs blog is dead and decomposing, today it only attracts voyeurs and die-hard iTards living in the past. The other Fake CEO Blogs are interesting but rather inconsequential (sorry guys). Fake Ballmer has become the predominate force in the FPB sphere (Fake Persona Blog).
They kept asking me if I thought it was "dangerous" to have someone out there pretending to be me pretending to not be me. This was interesting for me since they don't know that I am me pretending to not be me pretending to be me pretending to be me pretending to not be me pretending to be me .... oui!
I got a little disoriented defending the blog since I couldn't tell them what's really or really not going on. Like I said, it was kinda' weird.
In the end, several of them wanted to "hunt down" "fake Steve Ballmer" but said they would defer to my wisdom. I told them:
"Hey the guy is pretty good! If I didn't know any better, I would think it was me doing that blog!"
That drew a huge laugh.
Always remember to dismiss a meeting when you get them to laugh.
That was a close one.
I am not evil
8 comments:
I just want to make it clear that I am not Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me!
Hello,
Do you, by any chance, happen to know who Secret Dubai (the blogger: secretdubai.blogspot.com) is?
http://whoissecretdubai.blogspot.com/
I know that you are not pretending to be Steve Ballmer who is pretending not to be you, you could be evil? but in my opinion evil is the person who put Brussell sprouts on my facebook that person is evil personified !!
I gotta' agree with that!
Ok, you are the best fake, but you could at least have included a link to my blog (or at least an article including a link to my blog...).
You're an absolute idiot and I love it! Where have you been hiding?! I think I love you. But I say that to a lot of people. It may be blog love, but it's still love....
.... uh, I'm not like that ....
Success is overrated.
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