I went to sleep last night with a lot on my mind! I've got to testilie this month in the VistaCapable debacle, everyone despises Vista, Novel is suing us for a half trillion and winning and my dentist claims I have incurable gingivitis!I guess all of this had something to do with this weird recuring dream I have whenever I'm under a lot of pressure:
In the dream I'm Dewey Cox, I'm singing Walk Hard; suddenly all of the strings on my guitar brake, the entire audience starts leaving and my leather suit starts shrinking rapidly! As I struggle to get the suit off, Larry Ellison, Steve Jobs and Jerry Yang walk up to me and start laughing their butts off!
I scream "help me please! I'm dieing here!"
They then stop laughing, Steve starts throwing big aluminum Apples at me, Ellison turns into the sun and starts burning me and Yang starts yelling "Yahoooooo! Yahoooo! Yahooo!.... as loudly as he can right in my ear!"
I see Bill Gates passing by and call, "help me Bill!"
He stops, stares, then he burst into flames, saying "sorry, Ballmey-boy, I'm outta' here!"
Suddenly I wake up! I remember it all.
I went to the East kitchen, told the refrigerator to give me a nice glass of orange juice. As I drank it and thought about the dream, I said to myself,
"What a nightmare, it wasn't all bad though, at least Googloids weren't in it this time!"
7 comments:
Wow! Astonishing!
Hugs!
Now this is the typical embarassment dream, you are being forced by your brain bits to confront your worst fears, to tackle this you need.
a. listerine.
b. Dont touch a guitar.
c. Get rid of any leather suits.
(little bit worried you talk to your refrigerator, you need to get out more!!!)
Hello!
Do you understand Portuguese?
Salut!
Thanks for the good "Vista" of your leather suit. Steve, you are a riot. And maybe you should take Ann's advice...
My refrigerator has voice recognition as does most appliances in my house and office.
Hey, Steve, since obviously your fridge is running Vista, tell your code monkeys to run Aero on its door, displaying live the fridge contents.
This way, when you wake up after a nightmare and can't decide what to eat/drink, you won't hold the door open until you decide; everyone knows that MS loves the environment.
We've been working on that
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