I'm sure that you people have heard that Steve Jobs has been out of pocket for the last few months (I truly wish him well), but one side effect of this is that his official iStalker (this really hot blond iJustine) has moved on to following me instead!
Whenever I go anywhere she reminds me that she is two steps ahead of me by leaving a Ballmer Action Figure in a chair.
She hides behind bushes, trucks, in sewers, disguises herself as servants .... If she were not soooo hot I'd call the cops; well I did once, but they laughed at me, when I showed them her picture they said:
"You want to get rid of her? Are you crazy? Anybody would give their left *** to have a stalker like that!"
My BWBG's (Blackwater Bodyguards) say they would love to catch, cuff and pat her down, but she's too smart!
She even made it into my south mansion pruple room!
I've been assured by Job's people that she is not dangerous and should just be accepted as a side-effect of being famous, but I don't know, I just don't know. It just bothers me that she's an iTardess Mac lover. Ther's something wrong with all of those people!
I am not evil
13 comments:
I'll take her off your hands sir
you have a pruple room? Is that where you keep your prepuce?
Do you have a pet rabbit? We are looking for stories and pictures of celebrities who have pet rabbits. We know Clint Eastwood does, and last we knew Bill G's kids did too. You are not left out of this neat addition to your life are you???
Thanks for stopping by & for the tree comment. Hope you had a nice Christmas!
Hello Mr. Ballmer,
I have had my blog for almost a year now and it took a comment from you to get my husband excited about it.
So, from the bottom of my bloggy heart, thank you!
Have a Happy and Prosperous New Year!
I have that effect, don't I?
What do we got here. Somebody with a pruple room who gets stalked.
What an exciting life you've got.
Thanks for visiting my blog. I'm off on holiday now
hey steve, thanks for dropping by.... will be doing the same with you
She's hot.
How did you get that picture of me!!!!!
I love iJustine!
Hi Steve, thank you for coming by and saying Happy Christmas :)cheers
Awesome. Thanks for letting me know about this.
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