The Beloved Leader Kim Jong Il went on NKTV1 this morning and announced that he was officially disbanding the PCFRBG (People's Committee For The Retention of Bill-Girl). He said:
"The most professional committee of the people's ministers will no longer be needed since the capitalist Ballmer has demanded Mediation by Combat! The winner shall take all! If Mr. Ballmer and his partner PeeWee win (laughter broke out) Bill-Girl shall go back to the United States with them, no manner of revenge shall be performed! However, when the People's Champion KorKonga wins, what is left of these two shall be sent to work for the rest of their brief lives in the western phosphor mines and I will be given all of Ballmer's assets and his position as CEO of Microsoft, a company I have always admired!"
The entire committee stood and applauded for some time.
(hmmmmm ... This guy is gooooood! Is it possible that he was never really that much into Bill-Girl and this was his plan all the while? If so I applaud him too!)
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