Surprisingly when Bill-Girl finally showed up at the DMZ 34th parallel she was actually escorted by The Beloved Leader Kim Jong Il. We all went over to Cafe' DMZ. I was confused, I asked Kim, "Hey! Didn't you just get through kidnapping my niece, threatening genocide, trying to steal Microsoft from me, plotting to kill me twice and double-crossing the Illuminatti?" He just looked at me like I was stupid and said "Why, yes I did!" I paused, thought about it and said, "Masterfully done! I beat you out though!"
He bowed and said, "There is no dishonor in being defeated by the Master of the Zune!" I bowed in reply.
Bill-Girl hugged both Peewee and I and said, "he had me fooled too uncle Steve, Kim is good! Can't we use someone like him as a 'Secret Consultant' at Microsoft?"
I smiled and said, "Just what I was thinking!" I looked at TBL, "How about it Mr. dictator? I could use a man with nukes and a strangle-hold over an entire country!"
The Beloved Leader uncharacteristically smiled and said, "Kim is honored to be 'Secret Consultant'! Together we dominate world!"
I laughed and said, "I already do that, but there are still a few pockets of resistance!"
We high fived!
This may be the start of a beautiful friendship!
4 comments:
Steve, you should now concentrate more on company! Windows 7 is gonna be released soon!
All Mac and Linux barbarians will soon be exterminated from the face of the planet.
Will you use the 'holy' propaganda or the physical mass extermination? Maybe you should ask Kim II to implement extermination plants in North Korea, don't you think so?
We will make billions, Mr. Ballmer, BILLIONS!
I like you!
You always amaze me. You need to get out more! Just kidding.
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