The Desertion!

Today was not a good day! The first thing this morning Barak, Prince Fahid, Margret Thatcher, and Elvis Costello called a press conference. President Obama read the factions official position:

"We, the group of four, members of the Free Bill-Girl Committee have decided to return to our respective countries and duties! We guided by our own conciouses have found no cause for action here against the Beloved Leader Kim Jong Il nor any person in his Eden-like land of North Korea! The trip has been pivitol in enhancing our mutual understanding of this great people's culture and why they so love and revere Billidrea Zunetta Seisfeld and TBL Kim! The remaining committe members shall remain and debate and negotiate until all their doubts are also satisfied. ... By the way, Kim has promised to cease plutonium production as long as Bill-Girl remains in this great country!"

I have just lost some capitol! I'm gonna' have to go to plan Omega now!