Saturday, May 9

Official Illuminatti Trainee!


Congratulate me! I am now an official Illuminatti Trainee! They were fascinated by the North Korean delima with Bill-Girl! They told me that TBL Kim was a rogue Level B Illuminatti officer who was "off the farm!" Several on the GrandMaster Committee were sympathetic, their instructions to me: "Go to North Korea, some of our people will meet you there, and with our backing you will face down Kim! Even he will respect and fear the wishes of a brother Illuminatti!"
If there are any other MIWD's (Multibillionaire Illuminatti World-Dominators) out there reading this you can join us too! Percy (my G5) is fueling even as we speak!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL| "Illuminati", not "Illuminatti", is the Italian word for illuminated, enlighted, as we can clearly see.

Yeah! Really, Ballmer must enlight the while world giving a light to himself.

Pauline said...

You should have asked me to make your id card on Publisher; it would have looked more convincing :o) Anyway, bring her back alive, tiger.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I meant whole world, not while, haha.

Anonymous said...

To anonymous above. The card was obviously issued from the Cincinnati office. We do things a little differennt here.

Patrick said...

Hi FakeBallmer,

Love your photoshop skillz especially on the Angels and Demons poster.

Anonymous said...

by "delima" do you mean "dilemma"?

Steve Ballmer said...

We Illuminitti spell it our way!

Steve Ballmer said...

:^ b