My researchers told me in my prep sessions before coming back to North Korea that The Beloved Leader would be honor bound to accept "Mediation By Combat!" So, with the Free Bill-Girl Committee falling apart and losing ground, I decided that MBC (Plan Omega) was all I had left! I chalenged Kim on Korean TV, he accepted and said that I could even have PeeWee as a partner against the "People's Champion" KorKonga!
He said, "I arrange a promotional meeting! Come in your wrestling gear, we will need 'before' pictures!"
A few hours later we were taken to the People's Sports Center to meet this KorKonga, I felt pretty good about the two on one odds, then I saw him!
All I could do was stare and drool, Peewee just kept crouching and smiling, he kept mumbling, "he can't reach me waaay down here!"
I expected to go up against some 5' Korean guy! This may not be as easy as I thought!
Fight is Sunday Night! Stay tuned! ... any suggestions people?
5 comments:
Listen Steve this will be a piece of cake. Though He may be bigger, stronger, better looking and more agile than you and the wee pee man, you have intelligence and tactics on your side. First to lull him into complacency let him knock you around a bit. Perhaps you should assign this tactic to Mr Herman. Then when you have him off guard and he is moving in for the kill have pee wee turn his back on him to give you a stirrup for your patented allie oop helicopter leap that should position you atop his shoulders. Then merely reach down and rip his head off while spitting down his neck for good measure. This is fool-proof.
Say just out of curiosity as has recently been asked of Apples Board of Directors so often, can you explain your plan for sudden executive succession at Microsoft?
Now is a good time to believe in prayer.
You can always sign a £100,000 check to Mr. KorKonga. That's a great plan, don't you think so Mr. Ballmer?
it's been a long time since I've been to this blog. Still as odd as every.
help for publicacion for my book
thank you
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