I'm getting desperate! There is only one organization on Earth powerful enough to extracate Bill-Girl from the clutches of The Beloved Leader Kim Jong Il! It's the power behind the powers, the people who really run things, the movers, shakers, guys in the shadows controling commerce, laws, detante, foreign relations, cover-ups, religions, masacres, weapons sales, oil ... Bill Gates (a charter member) says they are even working on time travel! Yes! I'm talking about "The Illuminati!"
If you have never heard of them, you are lucky! If you have you are labeled a wacko!
They have been trying to get me to join for years now! I'm sure they can help with TBL Kim, so I have flown to "The Temple" (in an undisclosed world capitol) for my membership interview. I didn't know what to expect so I asked Bill Clinton for tips, (every time I call him he is maoning) he said, "Bubba, jes do your best Nixon, talk big, take no prisoners, keep mentioning the need for a New World Order and dress up like some misterious Mason or sumtin, oh, oh, I gotta go!"
He gives the best advice! Wish me luck!
7 comments:
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Your tireless work on Billgirls behalf may be rewarded by a special metal for bravery, cunning and valor
from Barack Obama himself. Keep your ear to the ground for secret coded messages revealing the time and place
for your award.
Be safe, Be swift, Be blessed.
Taking advice from a billy-goat now, are we? Can't say I fancy your chances, but good luck with that :o)
Illuminatus ZuneMaster Stefanos Ballmer, Leader of the great Microsoft Empire.
I'm pretty sure they will accept you :) Maybe one day we will find your face printed on the dollar.
When are you going to change the photo used in your profile? It's pretty scarey :o)
I made it!
UMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Hola...good luck.
kisses
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