Toronto Fake Blogger Festival!- Surprise!

Bill-Girl came by the house and asked me to go to dinner with her in Toronto, so we fired up Percy and flew on up. I should have known she was up to something since I told her I'm on vacation yet she distrubed my solitude.
Boy was I surprised when we entered the Hilton Grand Ballroom! They were having their first ever Fake Blogger Festival! All (well, what looked like all) of the Canadians were there! I was moved!
They kept saying I just had to be there, the aplause lasted for several minutes! I was moved, I was choked up, I was hungry. All I'd had all day was just a salad and these Canadians wanted me to keynote? Well I never let my public down, let's just say I gave them a speech they won't soon forget!
I was so happy that I didn't even mind when they gave me a Ballmer-Tatta-head as a trophy! I forgive them, after all they are Canadians.
Just thought you guys would like to see this.