Victory!

As I entered the stadium with Peewee we were booed by the crowd, but that did not bother me nearly as much as knowing I had been played by the Beloved Leader Kim Jong Il! I got angrier and angrier! But, I had my game plan, I told my partner,
"Peewee, you stay outside the ropes! Draw KorKonga's attention away from me! Taunt him, do your little dance, make faces... I need to get behind him!"
He was quite relieved and happy that he did not have to get in.
When the bell rang the crowd roared and Peewee started doing his thing, the entire crowd was transfixed by it! I got down and did my "Ballmer sneaky-walk" around the ring and climbed up onto the ropes behind the giant! I jumped onto his back and latched onto his head with my patented "Control-Alt-Delete Sleeper hold!"
Peewee then ramped up his act and KorKonga started ignoring me and laughing. After about 30 seconds the giant started to become disoriented, flailing his arms and spinning, but I just hung on for dear life! He then fell to his knees, then BOOM! He went down like an Oak tree!
The crowd was in shock as Peewee and I climbed atop KorKonga and raised our arms in victory! The referee and TBL Kim came running into the ring, they were speechless! After a minute Kim looked at us and grudgingly announced, "Bill-Girl is yours! She will meet you at the DMZ! Be out of my country in twelve hours!"
As we dismounted KorKonga I whispered to Peewee, "Let's move son, that chloroform I dosed him with wears off in a few minutes!"
VICTORY IS SWEET PEOPLE!