Bing Press Conference! Bing is the Thing!

In ONE DAY! Bing.com rivals Yahoo and is headed into Google territory! WOW!
As I entered the Microsoft Campus Atrium this morning with Bing Gates (my new food taster) I was swamped by reporters, papparattizzi, astrologers, last day prognosticators, editors, anchormen, technologist, pre-millenialist, soothsayers and alien-hunters! They all wanted to know how I felt about the whopping over-night success of Bing.com
I usually say nothing to the press directly anymore since I hired Muhamad Al-Shahaf as my information Minister, but this was an unusual occaision; a success!
They all stopped shouting their questions as I raised one finger (now that is power)!
I proclaimed:
"People I told you from the beginning and I tell you again, Microsoft is the BIG DOG on the internet! All of that other Gaggle, Gurble, Gumbel, Gumbo ... whatever! All that was just a tempoary lull in the march of fate! We shall be #1!"
A large contengent of MS employees had by this time surrounded the reporters surrounding me, they started chanting, "We're #1! We're #1! We're #1! ...."
I held up my finger again, there was silence! I then started chanting, "Bing is the thing! Bing is the thing! ....." All of the other MS staffers joined in, it spread across the entire campus! It went live over the air waves! It rocked the city! "bing is the thing! Bing is the thing! Bing is the thing! ........"
Yeah Baby!