The Gambler!

Some of the "MEdia" out there are beginning to say:
"Ballmer, Betting The Farm On Bing!" "Ballmer, Gambling MS Future!" "Ballmer's Zuney Risk!"
Well to all of the "MEdia" I say, "Eat my stained shorts!"
Of course I'm taking a risk with Bing! With ZuneHD! With Vista7! .... So what?
Getting up in the morning and going to brush your teeth is a risk!
Taking a shower is a risk!
Going out to the Helipad and getting on your private chopper to the office is a risk!
Eating a bagel is a risk!
Telling all of the anti-virus companies to kiss off is a risk!
Getting on the elevator and descending to basement level -14 to confer with the subterranean Iraqi developers is a risk!
Saying that the xBox is 'fixed' is a risk!
Dang!
Just turning on your computer and connecting to the internet when there are 876,484 viri each with a dozen strains targeting Windows waiting for you is a risk!"

Only losers avoid risk people!
So I say, "ALL IN!"