Sourthern Baptist Preacher, Politician, TV Commentator ... Governor Mike Huckabee stopped in at Vista Chapel Church of Windows (Zunemaster Steve Ballmer, founder). I was not there but Brother Bill-Boy presented him with an original Zune-Holographic Ad Poster to commemorate the event. (Huckabee wept)
Huckabee let it be known that he would be willing to preside over the Arkansas diocese if we needed help there, but we sadly had to inform him that the Redmond WA Temple was as far as VCCOW had grown thus far but we appreciated the offer.
Sorry people but there can only be one Vista Chapel COW (Saving Cyberspace One Program at a Time!) However you can make your pilgrimage to Redmond any time you like! We welcome nerds from all over the world every week!
At Vista Chapel we believe in the power of Vista, the second coming of the Zune, and the infalibility of MS management!
2 comments:
Huh that’s ironic considering he's a mac user..
Well, this time, I am a little worried. You should be too, High WC Priest. And here's why:
"US creates military command for cyber battlefield"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090623/pl_afp/usitcomputersecuritymilitary
Who will take care of all this?
Lieutenant General Keith Alexander - the Director of the National Security Agency (NSA).
(You know who this fellow countryman is:
http://www.truthdig.com/images/avboothuploads/powell_nsa_500.jpg)
These antipathetic guys - who are eating money with the ladle, and who are working at the Cooperative "The Eye and the Tympanum" -, are allergic to Vista. Take a look at what they have planned:
http://www.nsa.gov/research/selinux/
You see? The key-word is, helas, SELINUX. Not even one word about Windows. This is outrageous!
Because you are in the Chapel, you can Pray. And hope that you will convert all those ugly guys, from NSA, to Windows.
"The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures [see the default Win XP desktop!]: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
The earth is the Lord's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein. For he hath founded it upon the seas, and established it upon the floods.
Lift up your heads, O ye GATES; even lift them up, ye everlasting doors; and the King of glory shall come in. Who is this King of glory? the Lord of hosts, he is the King of glory."
(from Psalm 23 & 24)
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