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Well, after doing some in-depth researches, I finally found out what BING really means.
Ladies and Gentlemen, please sit down, keep your breath, and listen to what I will reveal to you...
Simply said, BING means "BeIN' [Like] God". Period.
Do you remember what the Serpent told Eve? "(...) you will be like God" (Genesis 3, 4)
Use BING, and you, all, will be "Gods".
Isn't it that the naughty Billidrea Zunetta, has become a Serpent?
Indeed, BING is the Thing! The Magic Wand. Yeah...
Ah thank you! Only I speak in Spanish but thankfully I know some words. Here in Argentina it's half past seven in the morning, because of it i will go to sleeping. Good nights steve. My name is nicolas
Ah I wanted to say to you that you look like the puma Goyti, an actor of the Argentina, you can look for in the google and later you tell me
Perhaps FSB knows Everything. Or everything they want to know.
But, if FSB is using Windows, chances are that Mister Steve Ballmer, too, can find out (almost) everything about FSB. Nevertheless, this is not necessary. Because FSB is doing exactly what Mister S.B. wants...
And, for example, right now, he wants to create a "sabotage", inside FSB organization. An endless debate. A debate about Zune HD. Or the "Dune (Sand) HD", as it is known in the occult circles.
A debate about... HD.
In fact, what is HD?
And they start to talk. And talk. And to quarrel. And to yell. And to insult one other. Endlessly...
HD is 1920X1200, Progressive Scan, 16:10, and so on?
Or, the real HD is 4096X6666?
And, if the screen's resolution is approximately 95 dpi, no matter its diagonal, about what HD are we talking here? 150 dpi is fax-machine resolution. And bla-bla-bla, and "HD my foot", and "HD un cuerno" (or "HD mi abuela"), and HD = Digital Hindering, etc.
FSB is talking, MI6 is talking, Mossad is talking, SIE is talking, ... Everybody is talking! A gargle of empty words.
Meanwhile, Mister S.B. is gently smilling. And is rubbing his hands. And he is saying to himself: we've done them again!
In other order of ideas, hold (or keep! - in a bottle, if you want) your breath, again. I will try to divagate, a little more, about Bing - which is the Thing.
Dialogue:
Bill Grill: Bing, Bing, Bing, what do you BRING? I'm thirsty! Mustn't we celebrate?
Steve Ballmer-Balneary: well, I bring you Scotch on the Rocks! ("Muddy Waters" scotch trademark) Baseball size rocks.
Bill Grill: where can we order it?
Steve Baseballmer: in Oklahoma, or in Texas. Here's the location:
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Well, after doing some in-depth researches, I finally found out what BING really means.
Ladies and Gentlemen, please sit down, keep your breath, and listen to what I will reveal to you...
Simply said, BING means "BeIN' [Like] God". Period.
Do you remember what the Serpent told Eve? "(...) you will be like God" (Genesis 3, 4)
Use BING, and you, all, will be "Gods".
Isn't it that the naughty Billidrea Zunetta, has become a Serpent?
Indeed, BING is the Thing! The Magic Wand. Yeah...
What?
Ah thank you!
Only I speak in Spanish but thankfully I know some words.
Here in Argentina it's half past seven in the morning, because of it i will go to sleeping.
Good nights steve.
My name is nicolas
Ah I wanted to say to you that you look like the puma Goyti, an actor of the Argentina, you can look for in the google and later you tell me
you visited my blog. Do you now Persian?
FSB Knows all!
"FSB knows all" - Anonymous said...
Perhaps FSB knows Everything. Or everything they want to know.
But, if FSB is using Windows, chances are that Mister Steve Ballmer, too, can find out (almost) everything about FSB. Nevertheless, this is not necessary. Because FSB is doing exactly what Mister S.B. wants...
And, for example, right now, he wants to create a "sabotage", inside FSB organization. An endless debate. A debate about Zune HD. Or the "Dune (Sand) HD", as it is known in the occult circles.
A debate about... HD.
In fact, what is HD?
And they start to talk. And talk. And to quarrel. And to yell. And to insult one other. Endlessly...
HD is 1920X1200, Progressive Scan, 16:10, and so on?
Or, the real HD is 4096X6666?
And, if the screen's resolution is approximately 95 dpi, no matter its diagonal, about what HD are we talking here? 150 dpi is fax-machine resolution. And bla-bla-bla, and "HD my foot", and "HD un cuerno" (or "HD mi abuela"), and HD = Digital Hindering, etc.
FSB is talking, MI6 is talking, Mossad is talking, SIE is talking, ... Everybody is talking! A gargle of empty words.
Meanwhile, Mister S.B. is gently smilling. And is rubbing his hands. And he is saying to himself: we've done them again!
In other order of ideas, hold (or keep! - in a bottle, if you want) your breath, again. I will try to divagate, a little more, about Bing - which is the Thing.
Dialogue:
Bill Grill: Bing, Bing, Bing, what do you BRING? I'm thirsty! Mustn't we celebrate?
Steve Ballmer-Balneary: well, I bring you Scotch on the Rocks! ("Muddy Waters" scotch trademark) Baseball size rocks.
Bill Grill: where can we order it?
Steve Baseballmer: in Oklahoma, or in Texas. Here's the location:
http://www.weather.com/multimedia/videoplayer.html?clip=2907&from=news_top_video
Cheers! Here's to good friends!
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