Thursday, June 18

Me and my Good Buddy Chris!


I was on the debut of the "Zunetta Show" tonight, it was fun. Those of you who live outside of Seattle would not have seen it since it only airs locally.
When waiting backstage I spoke to some of the other guest including Chris Rock! He introduced himself to me but I said "Everybody Loves Chris!" He smiled. He looked at me and said, "you are that Microsoft guy right?" I laughed! This guy is funny. I said, "No, I am THE Microsoft Guy!"
He looked at me all serious like and said, "I got this problem with my PC laptop! The thing just keeps crashing, and crashing, and crashing ... it's driving me crazy! I don't get the Internet, I get the intersweat! It's out in the limo, could you and yo boys here work some of yo $#|t on it?"
I almost doubled over laughing, "you are sooo funny, this routine is great!"
He said, "Hey man, I'm serious here! Cut a brotha' some slack!"
At that, my entire entourage started laughing, I said, "Stop it! Stop it! you are kill'n me! My side is hurting! hahaha...."
He then did this fake 'really annoyed' look at me, raising his voice like he was mad, he growled, "What's wrong with you people? This crap you sell Mr. Microsoft Guy, it's kill'n me! I cain't do nutin' on it!"
At that point I was tearing, wheezing for breath and laughing hysterically, all of my people were!
He shook his head, screamed and went stomping out of the building, we all watched as he got to his limo, smashed his laptop to pieces, got in then speed off!
That guy takes a joke all the way! I was barely able to compose myself before going on stage.

2 comments:

Ninja said...

"He shook his head, screamed and went stomping out of the building, we all watched as he got to his limo, SMASHED his laptop to pieces, got in then speed off!"

Wow!

Maybe he grew up in an entourage like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlcLX5cMa4I

Anyway, the man is free to do what he wants with his own goods.

I couldn't figure out if the hardware, or the OS, or a certain application has determined the laptop's malfunction.

By the way: was it an Apple laptop? From what I know, the guys from Hollywood are almost exclusively using such machines (made for Apple, by... Quanta, in Taiwan).

Here's some nice ROCK for Mister Christopher Julius "Chris" ROCK III:

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer SMASHED Face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTpQOZcNASw

Enjoy!

Steve Ballmer said...

You are probablly correct!