The NBC Interview

I came on that NBC "News show" to talk about Bing.com, the rise of the Zune and my Man of the year award, but naturally being NBC the whole thing was a trap! I found myself sitting between Hellary and John "cheat on my dieing wife" Edwards, in other words, I was in hell!
Of course we only got around to talking about Bing when Hellary suggested a "search engine tax. " The proceeds of which she said "would go to correcting the ecological damage to the Earth caused by search engines."
Edwards argued that the Earth could only be "healed" by an "iPod/Zune/iPhone tax." He said that it would repair the "Technology Rift" in the Cro-zone layer, a phenomena recently discovered by Latvian Scientist.
When I said that neither problem really existed they both accused me of being an uncaring industrialist who should be taxed for not caring about the Earth! At that point they both started ignoring me. No matter what I did they paid no attention! I started making faces, mussing John's hair, making tiger like motions at Ms Clinton. I was just ignored!
When will I ever learn not to go on NBC? Sheesh!