You guys may have heard in the media today that I said the Microsoft will commit up to 10% of it's profits to developing our search and web resources, the key component being Bing.com. Why they think this is such a big deal is a mystery to me; I'm only talking about 2-3 billion dollars a year. What they should be asking is, "What does Steve plan to do with the other 90%?"
Well, just let me say it this way, "There's more stuff out there than the internet!"
I'm talking: Theme Parks (VistaWorld anybody?), Circuses, computerized furniture stores, Casinos, Malls, Toys, Food, Health spas like my personal one back at the office where I am WELL attended to!
Think BIGGER people! The Internet is not enough!
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"(...) Circuses, computerized furniture stores, Casinos, Malls, Toys, Food, Health spas (...)"
Well, don't you think that you forgot something? It's the famous Microsoft Toilet, you, Lord of the Bing!
Here you can see one model:
http://i.treehugger.com/files/th_images/etoilet.jpg
Look what the competition has done in this respect:
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Geek-Toilet-geeks-661499_500_471.jpg
It was an interesting idea (vehiculated with some time ago):
http://news.cnet.com/2100-1041_3-999509.html
Indeed, the Internet is not enough.
Microsoft could also become "The Lord Of The Bidets"!
Well, dear Ballmerfeld, you know you only live twice, and I guess this is the one for your dreams (only in your dreams you'll overtake Google!).
Well, I keep saying the same to the members of the board: you only live twice, one for Sun and one for Oracle... ;-) I guess regular employees don't believe me.
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