I decided to give a few select freinds a preview of the Zune HD in my private suite at the "All Things D" Conference, They were impressed! My Information Officer Shahaf proclaimed to one and all:
"Ladies and gentlemen, we at Microsoft declare that the dogs at Apple are this day nothing more than fecees upon the floor! They grovel at Mr. Ballmers feet! They quiver in fear and disembowel themselves at the gates of Redmond! The ZuneHD shall arrive and soon at that! All who have spoken against or ever doubted Ballmer the great shall eat the dust of his feet!"
Shahaf is a little "colorful" in his rhetoric, but I like it!
Microsoft! On a roooooll baby!
2 comments:
Zune, Zune, Zune, let's go back to my room...
"Zune" sounds a little like "Sion"...
Well, I think you are much too confident in your success with this gadget. The glory is like the gold: today you have it, tomorrow you don't! Let others to eulogize you. There are many people who do not share your enthusiasm.
You still have many unsolved problems. Serious problems. Like this one:
http://windowssecrets.com/2009/05/21/03-WGA-affects-legitimate-MS-customers-differently
Please call, in your office, those who are responsible of this anomaly; and whip them! Then give them an ultimatum: put them to listen to Chopin's "Marche Funebre" - recorded on Zune HD!
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