Choose Zune and Free FSB streets

I had to get back to Redmond right away after the Staples Center debacle because my information officer said an entire neighborhood on the southside a few blocks away from Vista Chapel Church of Windows said they wanted to honor me for our neighborhood outreach programs.
We "adopted" the hood and supply them with free Vista licenses, discounts on Microsoft programs, Wednesday night defrag sessions and free tech support! These people are some of my blog's most rabid supporters!
When I got there I was surprised, they renamed two streets in my honor! They gave me a plaque commemorating the event! I was moved to tears, Bill-Girl could not stand and had to stretch out in the grass! They had a Barbeque afterwards and Lawdy Lawdy! You would not believe the ribs! The ribs! The ribs were totally off the chain! I must have eaten seven pounds! We partied to Balm and Jackson Five music until after midnight!
Geez! Po' folk can have a good time! I'll still keep my money though, thank you very much!