Outside Staples!

You would think a guy as powerful as me would be able to just walk into the Jackson memorial, no tickets, wristbands, invitation? Well that's how it usually works; I just go, am recognized and am escorted to the front row. This did not happen at the Jackson memorial!
I explained to those minimum wage security people just who I was! They did not seem impressed, Bill-girl flirted with them, they did not seem impressed, I flashed a ten-dollar bill, they did not seem impressed!
Finally, one of them said, "Hey, you are that guy who makes Vista!"
I smiled and said; "Now ya got it Peebo!"
He smiled back at me and said, "You sir and your friend here will have to stand outside! Positively no admittance!"
I was miffed, but Bill-Girl reminded me that going through this was worth it to honor the memory of Jacko. I agreed, I said, "Yeah, I was his personal tech-support. I remember all those times I went out to NeverLand to clean up some virus on his solid gold Toshiba! Sniff - he taught me to moonwalk."
Even standing in a huge crowd of the "public" is worth honoring such a great entertainer and XP-user.
Jacko, you have been reformatted, rest in peace!